Wow.  This really makes me want to convert to Islam.

You know, sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.

Just when you think it is safe to board an airplane…

Apparently, to ensure terrorist-free flights at home and abroad, the glorious Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has decided that they must become terrorists themselves.

One of their senior officials thinks it would be a righteous idea to slap an electronic tracking bracelet on every passenger. One that will shock the crap out of you if you "get out of line".

Feature List:

• Take the place of an airline boarding pass
• Contain personal information about the traveler
• Be able to monitor the whereabouts of each passenger and his/her luggage
• Shock the wearer on command, completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes

We all know that airport security is not known for their ability to judge what a real threat is… and the Feds want to give them a handy-dandy shock button to hit when they "feel threatened"?

I’m sure the Bondage and S&M types will be signing up in droves.

Thank you Sir, may I have Another?!?

No, it’s not called “The Fourth of July”… I hope that America finds its way back to where it once belonged.

It you need a bit of a reminder:

Now, don’t blow yourself up today. Terrorists notwithstanding.

I’ve often told my wife that the big media comPAINies won’t be happy until we have to pay for every little bit of content we access.  Be it T.V., music, movies, web pages, or simply bandwidth in general.  The large media corporations will make the claim that they are entitled to a “royalty” because it is “their” content that drives the overall intellectual property market.

But, and most sinister, is the potential for these companies to use their power to overhaul the way in which broadband internet content is distributed by creating a “tiered” range of internet service packages that absolutely kill the free and even exchange of public information in the way that the internet currently services the world.  (Except places like China, where they lock it up like a medieval virgin in a chastity belt - for the people.)

I’m sure to some it all sounds like a tin-foil-hat kind of conspiracy… and, generally, I would agree.  But, we’ve all seen how viciously the RIAA and MPAA eats their own customers.  Would it really surprise anyone if they pulled a stunt like this?

Certainly not me.

It’s time for at least the people of the United States - hopefully the European Union and anyone else who lives in a country where it is possible to be heard by your government - to stand up and demand free and equal access to the Internet.    Bandwidth For The People!

For their web sites, their blogs, their music, photos, videos, whatever…  Available to all they see fit to make it available to.  The internet has become an important vessel through which many people express their feelings and beliefs.  The creative variety of these musings should be considered protected free speech.  No restrictions on its availability via bandwidth-throttling or tiered services that restrict the number of sites one can visit should ever be allowed.

Cable companies are required to have “public-access” channels.  Of course, the original spirit of that rule has since been watered down by certain coporate lawyers…  but, the internet gives us the ability for public access to media that far surpasses the intent of that original public access T.V. channel.  And it scares the crap out of Big Media.

Be heard now or be silenced.

"And the voice of harpers, and musicians, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft he be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be heard no more at all in thee;"
Revelation 18:22