Here is something to think about tonight while your dragging your kids around the neighborhood...

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

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